Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.

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ONESHOT. SS/HG 'Christmas. Of all the holidays Snape hated most, Christmas was the number one. Now, it wasn’t because he was some grump who ‘bah-humbug-ed’ the Christmas Spirit, because Merlin knew that Snape was very full of Christmas cheer'

...seeing as he owned the oldest wizarding distillery in Britain.

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Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!

No, no, no! Just put Granger in a threesome with Potter and Malfoy.

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